Serious Ideas for Island Defense
GoShoals | 10:46 pm | August 30, 2008 | Uncategorized
Several JB Heisers
Concrete everywhere, mixed and poured by Ross, Assistant Director for Island & Coastal Operations
Barbed wire along all intertidal zoes
Static emplacements (20 or more)
60 or more Axis ™ 2104 cameras with remote links on 100 foot poles (like the little webcam on top of the tower right now)
Mean dogs that are nice until you snap your fingers
Armed enforcement
Blackwater Inc. from Iraq – at least 100 officers – with special high speed car pursuit training – for all the roads on Appledore
Buried underwater mines
Buried underwater toilets
Angry lobsters trained by JanFactor
Assorted remote controls with remote detonation devices
Kevin Jerram (K2)
Trained gulls (Larus marinus, Larus argentatus) which act on our behalf
Back up sewage in dorm one and then aim it
Have Kevin do wiring regularly
Establish defense VHF radio channel that only staff know
Lots of fluorescent lighting ballasts to throw as projectiles
Office Gull
GoShoals | 7:52 am | August 26, 2008 | Uncategorized
Our friendly office gull has been pecking at the screens all summer:
http://www.goshoals.org/island/files/gull.mov
Requires Quicktime
Appledore Island-working interns
workinginterns | 2:42 pm | August 3, 2008 | Uncategorized
Shoals Photos
workinginterns | 8:53 am | August 2, 2008 | Photos
